I have to release a stream of piss

Waking up in cold sweats

With a cold wiener

Can we just bring back Boston Market?

I feel like dogshit rn and all I want is some Boston Market creamed spinach and Mac n cheese…maybe some mashed potatoes

A barbershop haircut that cost a quarter!

I’m so hungry but have 0 appetite I’m dying

Why does Twitter mobile not have the media tab anymore this shit sucks fucking ass bro

If you want to divide videos and pictures at least have ALL videos show up because wtf you mean it doesn’t show videos if they’re replies

I want Taco Bell I want In N Out I Want Subway I want McDonalds I want Wendy’s

Wait…is it over?

MW2019 forever ruined COD

driving past a cop with a suspended license while you’re drunk

This Fortnite Gorillaz shit is serious

My name is human velocity

Haven’t really talked about it yet but started making YouTube videos earlier this week Peep this out?

Iancoullahan1’s Second Gmod TTT Video is a Top 5 greatest YouTube videos of all time btw

12345 trophies when do I get throated twin 💔

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