“I’m going to take a nap for half an hour” Me 6 hours later:

This is Grace Wangari, 24years old. On the night of 20th January this year,the police on foot patrol heard screaming around the Uncle Sam area of Githurai 44, they immediately responded. They found that after a misunderstanding, 1/ #TotalShutDownKE

Nowhere in the Bible does it say to figure it all out on your own. It simply says to trust God.

Whoever made Pinterest. God bless you!

"Damn we got life again tomorrow"

Everyone’s outfit Chef’s Kiss 😍🤌🏿

When the time is right, I the Lord will make it happen. Isaiah 60:22

If you see this don't say anything, just RETWEET

Nchi ni yetu you're just the Class Rep bana. #RejectFinanceBill2024

#RejectFinanceBill2024 ✊🏿✊🏿

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Unpopular but ‘We regret to inform you..’ emails are better than no response at all, like ni sawa hamnitaki but at least I feel seen.

Delulu is not the solulu

Without batting an eyelid, Ruto asks why he's facing a revolt bigger than Moi, Kibaki, or Uhuru ever did. Here is why; he's incomparably unqualified, incompetent, immature, brutal, eccentric, sadistic, insensitive, deceptive, gluttonous, corrupt, unstately, unpresidential, unfit!

One day I wanna experience Cape Town with the love of my life 🥹

Me on January 1st at 7am:

me when life starts lifing a little too much.

Me: "I should have about $200 left" Bank balance: $2.13 Me: