pics are from my uber so they’re kinda chopped but the brooklyn skyline looks absolutely beautiful tn

got jumpscared watching black hawk down

whoever Wingstop had the idea to combine lemon pepper with garlic parm needs to start chipping in to my health insurance

being really into legos is one of the bravest things a man can do. universally unattractive to women. absurdly expensive. but awesome.

thank you for 2 million followers i love you all

eating Food

“1% of the time i look like my pinned tweet” “how do i fit this into my header” “my bio checks out”

never really understood what the sunday scaries were until they started making me write python at work

we created the perfect music genre (chinese trap) and then just… stopped open.spotify.com/track/7KVPsVMO…

eating like a medieval peasant >>>

deleting duolingo and liking a bunch of french tiktoks

i am being ragebaited by the chess dot com algorithm

there will come a time when a senior engineer will ask you to add unit tests to your PR. it is your job to tell them to fuck off and die.

backend engineers explaining why a bug is “weawwy compwicated🥺” instead of just fixing it

how jersey city starts to look after seeing half of my RSUs get sold to cover

why is my 401k sending me a spotify wrapped 💀

Blind for HR girlies. call it Spill. 1 billion dollars.