¬ {ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵃⁿᵈᵒ} Axton. (in falsetto, 'female' voice) "Oh soldier, you're so great!" (in regular voice) "Come on, ladies, I'm not that cool..." {> Mature & Dark themes. {> Detailed & Banter. {> Ship w/ chem.

I'm so hunryyyyy. Where's a Goliath when you need one?

[[I love when I unfollow someone but twitter keeps showing them on my tl like I still follow em 🙄🙄 thanks i guess

[[LRT is the oc I've been threatening to make kek

ᵂᵉˡˡ, ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ'ˢ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ᵃ ˡⁱⁿᵉ ᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍᵃᵗᵉˢ ᵒᶠ ᴴᵉˡˡ ᴮᵘᵗ ᴵ ᵍᵒ ʳⁱᵍʰᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠʳᵒⁿᵗ 'ᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᴵ ᵈʳᵉˢˢ ᵗʰⁱˢ ʷᵉˡˡ

Hey there, super fan. You wanna help me out? Go bite that curb over there. Wanna test something out.

Awe, she's trying to read! That's so cute, Lil. Guess hobbies are hard to find without your powers, huh?

“I’m a god, kiddo.” - Independent troy account - (N) SFW (dark/crack) - this account will radiate crackhead energy “And gods. DON’T negotiate.”

[[Coming back to like 4 new lewd accounts following me is..... an experience. Thanks but no thanks.

[[who wants a borderlands au Jinx 🤔 Arcane got me fucked up but the lol verse fuckin sucks

[[Ok, I'm working on Jinx now. Lowkey tho didn't expect the idea to be that popular lul

" Ｓｍｉｌｅ ！ Ｉｔ＇ｓ ｃａｌｌｅｄ ｇｕｎ ｐｌａｙ ! " 〷 Literate, English only 〷 〷 Borderlands AU! Jinx 〷 〷 Matches description 〷 〷 Semi-selective 〷

[[It is done. Time for some anarchy :>

[[I just have to wonder in what fucking language I need to say this isn't a lewd based account before some of y'all get it i am TIRED

" I'm hungryyyyy. Where's a raider when you need him?"

I'm so hungryyyyyyyy.

Oh my god, look at that face You look like my next snack.

You sweet sheltered child. It's not cannibalism when you're a god.