This train has two modes: 1. Stopped and boiling 2. Moving and deafening.

This pretty much sums it up vm.tiktok.com/ZMF1ES4dP/

Liz Truss has done some terrible things, but resigning the day after we record the last ever episode of Mock The Week is up there

Stand up comedian Stuart Thomas joins the November Shoe Cake Comedy club on Fri 18 Nov, 8pm. "An appealing presence with an engaging way of raising an eyebrow to the wry observations he makes" - Chortle, Steve Bennett. 🎟️bit.ly/3T2oWFZ #ComedyNight #StandUp #Improv

Didsbury Comedy Club Sun 5th Feb 7:45pm St Catherine's Community Centre #Manchester #UKcomedy ComedyInAVan Didsbury Comedy Club LINE-UP: Glenn Wool Louis Burgess Stuart Thomas alex boardman 🔥COMEDY TICKETS & INFO🎟 jokepit.com/comedy-in/stoc… #JOKEPIT "IT'S A WHOLE LOTTA LAUGHTER"

Sir Tom Jones donates £23bn to equip Ukraine with next-generation sex bombs, capable of wiping out all lusty men within a 40km radius

We have a fantastic show at New Mills Art Theatre this Saturday, tickets available here: ow.ly/4Fic50MYhF1

Ooo look at me, I've got a new hat!

Port Talbot has two main exports: clouds and #BGT dancers.

🔥SELLING FAST🔥 The Warehouse Comedy Club Sun 2nd July 7:30pm The Warehouse Kitchen and Bar #StocktonOnTees #UKcomedy Shoe Cake Comedy LINE-UP Lost Voice Guy. Book available to buy. Link in bio Fran Garrity Stuart Thomas MC Chris Lumb TIX jokepit.com/comedy-in/stoc… #JOKEPIT FIND⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️COMEDY NEAR YOU

Ready for a Sunday session? Then see you at The Brass Monkey at 2pm for Comedy Caper. Except hilarity with sets from SharlinComedy, Nathan D’Arcy Roberts, Stuart Thomas, Archit Goenka and Fiona Ridgewell. Grab tickets here: tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/comed… #edfringe23 #freefringe #standup

I've just applied for Circuit Breakers at Leicester Comedy Festival . Let's see how this goes! 🤞

Everyday I think I am scaring Duolingo because I do my days practice just before bed. Calm down mate, I got you.

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Coming soon to The Northern Type - Heckles in Eccles. A new comedy night where YOU can heckle the comedians! Tickets are FREE so grab one to guarantee a seat. Click here to book - eventbrite.com/e/heckles-in-e…

Heckles in Eccles is back! Come along for some laughs and some heckles. 25th April 7pm. FREE tickets here: wegottickets.com/event/612558/

What a night to be having this 😂😂

Chonk. It's comedy with badass fat/plus-sized comedians. 8:15pm. 3rd to 9th August. Southsider. #EdFringe

The next Heckles In Eccles is coming soon… wegottickets.com/event/627257/

TOOT TOOT: Comedy Announcement! I'm doing my first proper on my own show. It's called Bad Fatty and tickets for Glasgow are on sale now! Glasgow Comedy Festival @goodeggcomedy