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Off for a pre-World Cup break. It appears my reputation precedes me. Cheers British Airways 💩

Disturbing crowd scenes at the end of Tunisia Vs Belgium in Russia....so sad....

@HamishTPB no I'll send you a code to use. Remind me at [email protected] Paul :)

I write on Trump in today's Guardian Weekend magazine. For a reason only a diving bell can fathom, they've printed it upside down.

Today's Guardian magazine publishes Armando Iannucci column on Trump upside. See reason at bottom of the image.

If only she'd stopped you from hacking Nigel Havers' phone when he was caring for his dying wife x.com/piersmorgan/st…

To be fair to Trump, that inauguration crowd does look fairly big to me.

Because I AM HIM! One for the Fist of Fun fans, there. x.com/bjjgb72/status…

Brilliant unsigned (for now) @TheBlindersBand on fire tonight Manchester Academy🐝 🔥🔥🔥

Q. Who is the best player in the Premier League? I know the answer, it's clear and demonstrable. Fancy a guess?

@James_L_Bailey nope. It's a Chelsea player though.

@James_L_Bailey correct!

The number of 'think pieces' citing "luck" for Leicester's title win is pathetic. Cup wins can be a bit lucky. Not 38 game titles.

..And even Winston Churchill couldn't have motivated those players to "go again". If I was Danny Drinkwater I wouldn't be arsed either.

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A society of lonely people, taught to think life is about money, left to scream at each other through screens, will have a depression and anxiety crisis. If they are then told their pain is just due to a chemical malfunction in their skulls, that crisis cannot be comprehended.

An absolutely brilliant song. Listen. x.com/Ralph_TKAK/sta…