My Thanksgiving wish is for all the peoples of the world to come together and agree that we should never have to set up a new manuscript central account just to confirm coauthorship or decline a review request. And also world peace.

A paper I’ve been (very slowly) working on for 4+ years was accepted today! 🎉🎉🎉

He’s not even a good actor. theatlantic.com/culture/archiv…

I had a student email me four times in <24 hours asking me to change his grade. PSA: Do not use this strategy.

Kids made it a whole 1.5 days back in daycare before being exposed to COVID and being sent home 😭

Reason #3718 I’m glad I left NCSU

🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 Bonus points: 🟥 Baby has an ear infection 🟥 I have strep throat Can’t wait to play again next week!

People who consistently wore a mask indoors had nearly half the odds of testing positive for Covid than people who didn’t, according to a new CDC study.

So sad about this.

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

Looks like we were invited to the same wedding this summer…

💀💀💀 so true

My three year old excitedly yelled, “Happy Mother’s Day!” and then immediately followed up with, “But, Mom. When is Kid’s Day?? A day where you get ME presents?”

🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️ RADICALLY

Purse brisket is actually a great idea. mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-con…