Stuart Newport (@stueynewey) 's Twitter Profile
Stuart Newport

@stueynewey

Car dealership owner, stand-up comedian, bass player, goalkeeper and Bristol City FC supporter.

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calendar_today16-03-2011 21:30:45

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So let me get this straight. The JRS and the SEISS scheme will run until March which will be an entire year of support whilst the 3 million #Excludeduk have been utterly shafted. Absolute shambles!!!! Jesse Norman Rishi Sunak

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My heart goes out to all of hospitality in Bath having to close tonight and who had prepared for a busy couple of days. đŸ˜žâ€ïž

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I genuinely thought that the Queen was going to come out and say that that it was all a massive ruse to get Piers Morgan off the telly.

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Seriously though.... how ace is The Mint Room ♄♄♄ Thanks to their delivery driver too! Happiest guy ever 🙂🙂

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You have not experienced the inexorable and wretched depths of hell until you have tried to search for the right size of socks in the baskets of H&M.

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Whenever I stack the pasta bowls in the dishwasher, it always reminds me of a bunch of Handmaids queuing for vegetables or death.

Whenever I stack the pasta bowls in the dishwasher, it always reminds me of a bunch of Handmaids queuing for vegetables or death.
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Most of us can only dream about being good looking enough to qualify for their own special bell at the doctors. #covidchristmas

Most of us can only dream about being good looking enough to qualify for their own special bell at the doctors. #covidchristmas
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It comes to something when the tagline from a Network Rail information campaign is a better movie title than one from an actual film. #OperationMincemeat Network Rail

It comes to something when the tagline from a Network Rail information campaign is a better movie title than one from an actual film. #OperationMincemeat <a href="/networkrail/">Network Rail</a>