Sean Longstaff vs PSG

Newcastle hit some BANGERS this season 😱

"Sell or we'll overpay for someone else and you can keep your world class striker." Aye, what a power play #nufc

“Sell us Isak or we will pursue Ekitike”

Isak has done well this week in Austria, agreed terms with Liverpool, demanded to leave, now agreed terms with Al-Hilal all done while he has been white water rafting and bike riding 😂😂😂 #NUFC

The Oxbridge Brigade #theyoungones

Champions league awaits for me 🎶🎶

NUFC:

Eddie Howe putting Isak on vs Liverpool at home #nufc

Alexander Isak arriving at the Newcastle United training ground this morning.

Looks like a bingo dabber

“Idea for a show. Exploring the streets of Seoul with Jamaal Lascelles.” #NUFC

As soon as he has counted all the grains of salt in the canteen he can start on the sugar

Just get the media to do it for you

🚨EXCLUSIVE Newcastle United have told Alexander Isak he will not be sold this summer and move to Liverpool will be blocked - sparking player fury #nufc #lfc telegraph.co.uk/football/2025/…

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Should get isak on here

Good luck Dublin Airport, tough shift incoming

He signed a 6 year contract with no release clause in 2022 for a club record £63m fee. He waited until Liverpool had signed Hugo Ekitike to throw his toys out of the pram and demand a move. I understand wanting to move but refusing to ever play again is shocking.

“Isak informed Newcastle last season it would be his final season” Meanwhile Isak 5 months ago..