When will President Donald J. Trump legalize Haggis?

This just in from Q: the gov are replacing American’s assholes with robot assholes. listen very closely. If you hear any kind of compression in your flatulence, slowly, carefully, disconnect your butt.

Have you ever wondered if someone could be so stupid they could perform a basic magic trick and actually fool themself? Wonder no more.

Alt headline: Chipotle raises menu prices to maintain extravagant CEO wages reuters.com/business/retai…

My spies tell me you haven't been behaving yourself today.

Epic misplacement of Radiohead here.

Love this stuff!

Chalamet Chalambee

This is a truly astonishing illusion… youtu.be/TXk-Oc35oN4

Ringo. He’ll tell ya.

‘It took four men and a fire extinguisher to get the tiger off him’: the tragedy of Vegas magicians Siegfried and Roy theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2…

BLASTOFF youtu.be/h9pnFd9MLCQ via YouTube

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ONE. WEEK. AWAY. 🤗 Set a reminder and get ready to stream all episodes of The Magic Prank Show with Justin Willman April 1st on Netflix. Or else my head might end up in your fridge. 🥶

Proposal of the century? 💀😂

Netflix's top 10 TV shows list 4/8/24 1. Files of the Unexplained 2. Parasyte: The Grey 3. 3 Body Problem 4. Ripley 5. The Magic Prank Show 6. Bad Dinosaurs 7. The Gentlemen 8. Testament: The Story of Moses 9. Vikings (MGM) 10. Is It Cake

Today’s eclipse captured from the moon.