Ten years ago I had Bob Hope, Johnny Cash, and Steve Jobs, in a night of reckless passion. They were my lovers, and I was their prince

The 17 words everyone wants to hear.

Man, I hate getting bad news no matter how recent it is. #RIP #reels #teenamarie #outonalimb #squarebizz

John Stamos Surprised Howard With Don Rickles in 2007

Reading Great Gatsby helps distract me from the feelings of guilt I have around my hit and run. Watching Gatsby helps too (it’s a movie as well as a book).

Driving home from the bar to go pee and then going back out

The hilarious KEYBOY🔑 is recording his first standup special this Sunday at Helium Comedy STL , so let's revisit some of his great work on Fatal Bus Accident playing the Prime Minister of the World. I'll add more videos in the leadup to Sunday.

Our marriage counselor says I can't talk about The Blue Lagoon around the house anymore. Why do we give this bitch so much power over our lives? Who does she think she is, the galley cook who raised us until he drank himself to death?

You can now read a story I wrote about Stomp. It's called "I Got My Ass Beat By the Cast of Stomp"

ME: Do you think they named that movie Bug's Life after the expression "thug life"? LOU REED: Man what the fuck do you think I know about this bullshit! Fuck you! Ah, I'm sorry man, I've been in a foul mood since I got home from the Verizon store. My answer is: I think they did

Finally watching the Entourage movie.

Practicing gratitude: I kiss every square of toilet paper before I use it.

5 years ago on Fatal Bus Accident we had a character reading a newspaper say, "Sexy dog found in Atlantic City...it looks like it has a human ass! I know it doesn't, but it really does look like it."

Tentpole franchise movie trailer set to slow, epic cover of Chocolate Rain.

Instead of asking actors to start at “action,” it’s better to silently give them a “thumbs up” signal to start. This provides some important moments of silence before the action begins, which is good to have during editing.

I am playing Duel of the Fates and Planet Rock on top of each other and my heart is racing.

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I made an editing reel. "Hire me." - Stryker

A few days still remain, but we're working overtime to get the fresh comedy ready for you - May 22nd, we'll be doing the show LIVE at The Heavy Anchor in STL, we've got special guests Aqua Teen Turin Horse and Kenny Kinds and we're unleashing our long awaited Dan Quinn episode!

We worked on it for a while and now it's here - 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking (The Podcast) : The Dan Quinn episode. a LIVE episode with funny guys Stryker Spurlock (Aqua Teen Turin Horse) and Kenny Kinds. 150 minutes of fun at 48minutesofdogsbarking.com