Living in Hudson Square is great until your scumbag landlord decides to play into every scumbag landlord stereotype there is. Don’t worry though I’ve retained counsel (my uncle).

Holy fuck that’s the biggest fucking ear I’ve ever seen

Nothing more humiliating than putting on a hoodie backwards and blinding yourself

New Year’s resolutions/goals: 1. Eat more ice cream 2. Sign up for an Ironman 3. Break 80 4. Go to a country I’ve never been to 5. Go to at least 8 concerts 6. Pick up a new hobby - maybe rock climbing? 7. Avoid 1/3 life crisis 8. Make it to 25

I have a feeling he’s going to be damned

Ryan Day can’t escape Michigan men!

It’s getting to the point where I almost feel bad for Ryan Day. The guy just won a national championship, yet based on the look on his face, he’s still completely gutted by the result of The Game. He may never recover.

Strudelicious reports Ryan Day & Ohio State agree to new 7-year contract, worth $12.5 million annually.

And……. It’s over.

My deepest darkest secret is that I take a pair of headphones from the flight attendant every time and never use them

If you look really important on an NYC sidewalk talking on the phone, I can promise you that you are not

👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻

can’t stop thinking about Ohio State calling a two-loss season “the greatest run in college football history” despite losing to Michigan as a 21-point favorite, the fan base calling for the head coach to be fired and a state lawmaker trying to make it a felony to plant a flag

What kind of asshole would do something like this?

For the foreigners who shit on America, do you know our homeless people have iPhones???

No, your cybertruck isn’t cool

Nothing dumber than the double screenshot you get when your phone is in CarPlay

Maybe I’m old fashioned, but a 10pm Monday NFL game is criminal and disgraceful