Bitches hate when ur a likable person that doesn’t try hard

Corporate life requires an ass-licking skillset I simply wasn’t born with.

Yes they stay in while I go out > >

Modern English is so underrated open.spotify.com/track/14FGzqA3…

blush blindness isn’t real. people are having fun and yall are watching them have fun instead of having fun too. it’s summer and yall are tweeting about other girls makeup. it’s loser adjacent.

Just casually racking up embarrassing moments that I will think about for the rest of my life, wby?

Tim Burton’s “Corpse Bride” is being re-released this October 10th in theaters everywhere.

Hypothetically speaking if someone were to spray paint a red zone where I live & I park there would I get a ticket???

call me winnie the pooh the way i uhhhhh

I love when women have fun with their hair, makeup, LOOK. Bring back having your own personal style!!

He was NEVER playing with the girls when it came to pulling out a LOOK. Like he was very serious about it.

precumming at the thought of drinking 3-8 beers with my cherished friends tonight

He’s definitely for the men

When your man supports your love of plants >>>

Go through his phone

Pilates and substances

Olive garden craving satisfied thanks to my man 😌

A bit random, but I just want to encourage young people to take as many photos of mundane events and friends and everyday happenings as they can. Not just photos where everyone is dressed up for a thing, but some of the ordinary stuff too.

Moon valley pilea （╹◡╹）♡