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Elon Musk is our last hope for free speech on the internet.

So, mental note to self today. Keep my sunglasses on, try not to giggle like an idiot, and DO NOT ABSOLUTELY DO NOT, talk about how pretty the colors are. Shut up and smile. Shut up....and just smile. #accidentallymicrodosed #gottagotoworklikethis

I will be at #longinestourmiamibeach tmrw after i finish teaching around 1. Im bringing wine and snacks the grand stand ticketsvare free if u go here n reserve one ill be there from 130-the last class ends lol grand prix 1.5m speedclass is tmrw!!!! gcglobalchampions.com/schedule/2022/…

we bout to be represented in congress n shit. foxnews.com/politics/alexa…

Count me in. Ridiculous hats required. Lmfaooooooo #deadass tho

Mine were married 55... "Sweetheart wen ur as rich as me you can't marry a smart women. Forgive your mother. Her low iq is a genetic defect"-dad "Your father is an alcoholic and cheating bastard, but I can't life the garbage or plunge a toilet, so I put up with him"-mom ^love

Omfg this is so preakness vibes i cant 💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭

"Excuse me Bartender, can i get an Angry Baffert please?"😭🤣💀💀💀💯

Tequila and cocaine gonna have mfs blackin put catchin murder charges they dont remember 😭🤣💯💀

Im thinking wild turkey, gingerale, and sour mix.....cuz he sour asf rn😭💀💯....its gotta taste nasty n make u mad asf 💀💯😭

An "angry bob".....

What tastes like failure? Hmmmm..... i mean theres always 151.....with....shit oj? 💀💯😭

Thats it we doing it n even making the hashtag lolololll

Lmao nah dark liquor he strikes me as a whiskey kinda guy so wat is the nastiest well whiskey and mixed with.....

Omg i love it #BaffertTears

REUTERS: Twitter poised to accept Elon Musk’s $54.20 per share offer

Lmfao how u think he became the richest mf in the world