Today's a great day! I'm killing myself tomorrow.

Thirty flirty and thriving? More like twenty cunty and conniving!

going to a gingerbread house competition tmr

My saving grace of being home was the potential to see a show at the goblin zone. But alas this mystical magical land shall remain un-explored.

Had a piece of glass in my finger for about a week and a half so that's cool

I'll never understand why some people think playing guitar is more attractive than bass. Look at the way those contorted chicken claws grip the fretboard. Disgusting. Bassist supremacy all the way.

Apparently hobby horsing was started in Michigan. Which I am entirely not surprised by.

Watched ready player one last night and spent the whole time like "ugh all these cameos are so stupid how does this even work on people" and then proceeded to be really excited when serenity showed up in the final act

There's a woman at this Chinese restaurant with the most amazing smokers voice like how do I sound like you when I grow up?

Gonna start being fake as fuck in 2025. Gonna go back to using he/him pronouns, start dressing preppy and re-discover the Beatles.

Old guy at the auto shop with an epic wolf shirt

Do drug have kiss

The Lucy Dacus casting call has the opportunity to create another stranger things audition tape situation except even worse because it will be adults

you're laughing? david lynch is being reincarnated as the switch 2 and you're laughing?

Looking back at my social media posts and realizing I'm a dork

Being a drummer in Tacoma is the easiest way to get work as a musician. I am living proof that you can be dog shit and people will still want to play with you because this place is a rhythm desert.

Just had a dream where I forgot how to breath and then actually forgot how to breath in real like. Like when you pee in a dream and wet the bed but way scarier

idk i forgot paulies twitter but we’re rippin a gig tonight with our new drummer!!! now we have two non-binary bad bitches in the band we are unstoppable!!!! here’s this photo i took of them on tour still one of my favorite photos i’ve taken ever !!! come hang tonight :)