A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats it.

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts? Annette.

My new Custom Jackson! Who knows maybe you'll see it at the pawnshop tonight for the show!… instagram.com/p/c19eMeiKQc/

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

#5guys1keg

Only Tim, Chris, and Adam are true. #5guys1keg Dave and Dan are false. Remember this day. #newbs #fullmetalalcoholic

Beer. Metal. Death.

Star Wars party!

97 litres of beer for this weekend. I think we're prepared for this stag! #fullmetalalcoholic

Got an Interview 100.3 The Bear with Lochlin Cross around 6:30pm!!!! Talking about the Metallica movie. Make sure to check it out!!!

Striker music video shoot starts tomorrow! Double quad stack time! #strikermetal #octostack

Voting starts tomorrow! Green screen action on fleek! #telusstoryhive #striker #greenscreen

New video goes up in a few hours! #striker #strikermetal #telusstoryhive #storyhive #powerrangers

New music video! storyhive.com/project/show/i… #storyhive #strikermetal #telus

Video for Second Attack by #YEG metal band STRIKER, guest starring me and Belinda Cornish youtube.com/watch?v=PgY3xL… #robots

youtube.com/watch?v=PgY3xL… Check out my buddies STRIKER new video "SECOND ATTACK" Nice to see a band that kicks ass and is funny! #metal

Have you seen STRIKER's new video for Second Attack? My man Lindsay R directed a wicked video! #yegmusic buff.ly/1eW2SsO

STRIKER nice!