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Karate kid Gordo, class #NUFC

Granit Xhaka informs Bayer Leverkusen 'he only wants to join Sunderland'. Has to be false. No player in the history of football has ever said they 'only want Sunderland'.

Can supporters put in transfer requests, too, like? #nufc

#togethermovie superb! Excellent, get out to see it at your local cinema! #HorrorMovies #HorrorFamily

Gan on big Al!

Tough watch. Nice mince and onion pie mind, and wor lass enjoyed her wedges for her first game... so that's good... 😵‍💫 #NUFC

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Repost if you spent hours playing this back in the day.

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Devastating this like, absolute dude. RIP Dirty B x

Thank God all that shite is done for a few months. Always look forward to it, then ends up feeling you need to do an AAT to fully understand, man. Back to what football Is all about now though, hating and calling everyone who doesn't wear the same colours a nonce #Soccerballs

This is the truth.

International football is dogshite, ain't it? #ENGAND

Hell yeah 😎

Simply the greatest movie ever made.

These are the faces you see in Ibiza Airport departures lougue.

Happy gothmas ya spooky bastards x

Merry Christmas gang, but hear it in the way that lad from JLS said it.

Possibly the worst ref and linesman performance I've ever witnessed.