Return to tradition (only allow women to use computer)

Love bringing heavy survival supplies rapidly and precisely to stranded hikers

“Babies are born worshipping unknown gods” would be the title of an amazing book or film

Got a rave and then a hairdressers appointment to get my blonde redone at 10am so I’m pretty much just going to have to go straight there, lol lmao

Britain if we didn't spend all our money on pensions, winter fuel allowance and blocking all planning permission

People will really open a text editor to edit CSS in an inappropriate place and think they’re Lain becoming the machine god

What's stopping you from coding like this?

>looking for a new manhattan project >ask white house if its a real manhattan project or giving 10T to openai >they don't understand >pull out a diagram explaining manhattan project vs 10T to openai >"it's a good project sir" >pay for project >it's 10 trillion to openAI

fellas is it good to write a sleep command that checks every single cycle if enough time has passed, taking up 100% of your cpu

reminds me of the absolutely terrifying time I started hearing a robot woman saying CONGRATULATIONS in my PC headphones. I was 100% sure I got some malware. turned out it was roccat mouse driver congratulating me for getting its built-in achievements like scrolling 10 kms

No one has ever said this before

left because it won’t collapse the global financial system destroying the value of currency

“nothing from my end, thanks”

"status symbols" "zero desire to impress others" lmao

Buy a computer now while you still can 🙂

Cancelling HS2 was really one last fuck you from the last government for no reason whatsoever huh