"I could watch this guy pitch for hours. It's the most simple action you'll ever see." -Smylie Kaufman on Jason Day 👌

Money grab.

sitting down in the DMV and taking out a Mr. Potato Head and manipulating it and moving the parts around as i wait. intermittently muttering “fuck” and “goddammit”.

Blatantly stolen post but I’m also not taking financial advice from *checks notes* Antonio Brown

Casual shopping is my worst nightmare

I’m going to trust you here for now Ben but know I don’t like this on paper.

TheConfluence 🤘 Not to mention: Ball.

POV: You put your friend down as a reference on a job application

Immigration makes us wealthier

In honor of the United States Semiquincentennial (the fancy term for America’s 250th birthday), this is your periodic reminder that the only copy of the Declaration of Independence located west of the Mississippi is, somewhat bizarrely, tucked out of the way on the 7th floor of

I was using ChatGPT for legal advice and it decided to completely hallucinate some preposterous nonsense about how growing wheat to use on my own farm somehow constitutes interstate commerce

Harry Potter is extremely overrated as a Quidditch player. Here are the facts: First, he has an equipment advantage. Year 1: he didn't even try out. McGonagall just put him on the team. Then he gets a Nimbus 2000 while everyone else is on discount, budget, school-issued brooms

There is literally no demographic more aggressively punished by the state than pedophiles. Huge resources at every level of government devoted to it. Yet people mobilized across the country today on the premise that pedos are going unpunished. Looks like a fun group in Orlando

What's the Statute of Limitations on stardom? Justin Thomas has to be pushing it.