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I have twice gotten IV fluids to finish my day. I have been amazed at how many pre-op nurses lined up to start my IV. It only took 23 tries last time. Maybe I didn't need a 14 gauge.

My dental a just sent me an explanation of benefits that paid all the (discounted) costs but told be I was responsible to pay sales tax because "this is not a covered benefit."

It's called science. Look it up.

Ma'am. This is a Wendy's.

The greatest scene where somebody walks.

Today I thought about how #MrsTPO has managed to be my partner, confidente, best friend, and wife for over two decades and not once has she flown a treasonous banner in front of the house or attempted to overthrow the government. Not all marriages are the same.

Today in when worlds collide, LTP1 made two characters for our DnD adventure: A cleric in a blue tunic with a dog on the front & the number 69 in the back named Shore and a multicolored Kenku ranger named Big Sexy with Tourette's. He role played them so well. #DnD #Letterkenny

Just popping on to say that thanks to our supreme court jesters and the stupidity of john roberts, republicans in all kinda red states are racing to crazy about the Bible in schools. The roberts court is a joke.

Happy fourth. Brisket for the family.

Me: did you hear what happened yesterday? Them: Yes. Crazy world. Me: I know! I just can't believe Shannon Doherty is dead.

The lumbar spine is a horrible design. I want to talk to a manager.

Bringing back the Roman tradition of making sculptures of your wife.

What if I wasn't Tyreek Hill?

Every time I see an election-related court case it has Republicans fighting to make it harder for people to cast their ballots. When a party centers its existence on demolishing the right of the electorate to have a voice in government, it tells me something.

Until tech bros came along, the only people who mistakenly believed they were experts at everything because they were (self-declared) experts at one thing were surgeons.

The mouthguard dangling from your football helmet is the truck nuts of sports.

I voted. Now I drink and wait.

Well, poop.