u would not BELIEVE how many rocks I had to count to make this damn acct

I fear the obvious next step is to buy a horse

I believe in preemptive honking, idk what maneuver ur doing but I DON’T like it

woke up feeling like Tariq Temple

when someone tightens a rope to secure something onto the trunk/roof of their vehicle and they go “that ain’t goin’ nowhere” they’re just casting a very mystical enchantment