Revising my 1-1 prediction right now! 3-1 Newcastle, Gordon 2, Barnes 1. I may revise this again at half-time, I might not. #NUFC

Everyone who is in should now have an email with the LMS GW1 picks on. Prize pot is £165. If you haven’t got an email let me know and I’ll sort it. Cheers

Canny.. without the finish. Make it count next 45. #NUFC

Gordon, Tonali, Schar and Burn. Excellent. Good point. Win with a striker. Want that first half all game v Liverpool please. #NUFC

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Proud of the lads. Epitomised by Bruno. Love that man so so so so much. Two ends of the spectrum, the lads that stood up and gave their all there, and that little rat sat at home wanking over his Sean Dundee poster. #NUFC

Forget the result.. where do we get those #NUFC drill tops!

🚨 The way Marc Guehi and Eberechi Eze have acted this summer while their Crystal Palace futures have been up in the air should be an example to players who are looking to move clubs. THIS IS HOW YOU ACT! THIS IS HOW YOU SHOW CLASS! THIS IS HOW YOU STAY PROFESSIONAL AND LOYAL!

Hate when that happens

Don’t think we’ve ever had a stronger squad tbh

For those who want a replacement for Osula, genuine question. Who is Man City’s 3rd choice striker? Who is Arsenals? Liverpools? They don’t have them, because they don’t get minutes.

Training alone is ok tho

The thing with this is, hes behaved like someone who couldnt give a shit what Howe or the fans think this summer. So I’m not 100% sure its the case. He’ll have just tossed it off

Botman liking Isaks post is nowt. Hes a friend. You can like someone and not like their actions. He might even agree with Isak. So what? They’re all human (even Isak). You don’t fall out with friends cos of something they’ve done at work. Hes gone. Draw a line. Move forward

Sue Perb hat there for your Half Man fans