In my pastrami era 😮‍💨

JUST IN: Jerry Springer has passed away at the age of 79. May He Rest in Peace. 🕊️

I can’t wait to be in Cincinnati next week

I need some recommendations for audiobooks you’ve enjoyed pls

Scot booked us a weekend in New Orleans as an early birthday gift. I love traveling together 👩🏽‍❤️‍👨🏼

Group of girls at this wine bar- “Oh my god, guys, wait. How old do you feel right now?! Look at us, I feel like such a millennial right now ahaha!” “Ugh seriously. So millennial. But…it’s nice, you have to admit” The fuck kind of geriatric shit y’all think we’re on over here??

I’m turning 31 on Sunday. Huh??

Spontaneously got free suite tickets to Stevie Nicks tonight, how sickkkk

I’m sad that Ted Lasso is over

If you had told me 2 years ago that I would be engaged with a set wedding date right now… sheeesh. Everything really buffed out lol.

Me singing both parts to “Picture” by kid rock and Sheryl crow

I’m fkn crying

Really missing that Orange County/Bend summer right about now :’)

I will unfortunately be evacuating the state of Georgia now after one too many cockroaches have felt entitled to my home this month.

Am I going crazy or are babies like really fuckin massive these days??

Off to Ohio/Michigan for 12 days 🫡

Tulum trip booked for December 🏝️🎉

Just the motivation I needed to finish my workout 🤪

Lady typing an iMessage in the plane row ahead of me with XL text: ‘Can’t wait to see you but this time we fighting then fucking!’

A bird just shit on my phone as I was looking at it. Damn.