anyone wearing a Santa hat tomorrow night will get a free jäger bomb at the bar #legit #getfestive

“@moaninglsasmile: Strata is disgusting why did I go there” sit down and shut up ya fat slag

christmas time, mistletoe and wine (and a cherry VK) #stratalyrics

@mattbeef strata ate your fucking Christmas jumper for breakfast

first 5 people to retweet will get free entry and a free blue VK on the door tonight #vk

it's that time of year when we need to announce who gets 2014's strata awards. got a mate who loves strata more than life? nominate them

@ShiazNadeem chrome jayharrison @Adders1223 @newhouse96 will smith. Leah Barber #cunts

@mattbeef the PR team don't have nowt to do with lost property sorry #notsorry

due to renovations only downstairs will be open tonight

THE NAME MAY CHANGE BUT THE LEGACY WILL LIVE ON FOREVER #STRATA #VKs

Anyone know a black fella who can work Friday/ Saturday nights in the shitters selling perfume/ chewing gum/ cociane ????????

How much of a fucking chav is Laura Paterson

LOL yesterday wasn't the last night, same time next week you gullible fuckers

If anyone has any information about a girl getting her head flushed down the toilet in Strata last night please come forward

We also miss Callum and his shit hair

you lovely strata fans will be pleased to know we have decided to keep this page up and running #keepusalive