Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my moneys worth.

How I spend my days: 1. Eat 2. Think about food 3. Eat 4. Repeat

Chocolate covered strawberries hit different

Mentally I’m here:

I want to be talked to but also be left tf alone… being crazy is hard

When you’re at a party and the dog comes downstairs

Which fast food place has the best fries?

i see your forced smile and raise you 1 fake laugh

Researching how to sleep forever but without dying

A whole mood

Name an “old fashioned” name

This heat got me 50 shades of sweating

Netflix/HULU/Peacock/Amazon recommendations.. GO

Stay away from toxic ppl

Is it even Fall if you haven’t taken a family picture on a bale of hay?

Why didn't any of Spider-man's enemies attack him with an enormous broom.

Covid sucks. That’s all. That’s the tweet.

“Don’t tweet that it’s your birthday, you barley use twitter” It’s my fucking birthday!!!

We need to stop only coming together when we lose someone...