Sam, player comparison Roy Keane, ‘I said no line in my sleep.’

Long weekend, SBO1 come 4th and SBO2 come 9th. SBO2 go undefeated 5-3 by the end SBO1 3-3 to end up in Glasgow.

Hazel, player comparison: Naruto.

Max, player comparison Haaland, had 10+ goals and 0 throws this weekend.

Hazel, player comparison Naruto, didn’t understand where Glasgow was and thought it was near Manchester. He is now asking if we will see the northern lights there.

SBO have rented their own train carriage for the way home.

Huge W for the 1s and the 2s today. 1’s win 15-6 against UEA Ultimate 2’s win 15-0 against UoN Ultimate 2’s.

Kenneth De Bruyne got 6 assists but Luke skywalker got player of the match with 4 assists and 2 goals.

Beat Cranfield 11-2 to start our UXON campaign. MVP to the cars for getting us here. Chappell Roan thanks for the tunes. Call us the Light Blue Frisbee Club.

We are playing Brunel/Royal Holloway/Chichester aka Royal Bruchester in 30 minutes. Should be a hype game. Tournament twitter goal is to get a response from @secondarypotato for Tyler.

10-3 against Royal Bruchester. Our new twitter mission is to get a response from renowned ultimate frisbee flatballer and scientist Bill Nye. Good match, amazing goal from Magnus Oakes to end the game.

9-5 loss to Edinburgh University Ultimate Frisbee, great spirited game tough loss in the wind and against lots of zone. We go onto the next against Durham 1s at 5:10. If we lose we will probably play Oxford.

Lost 10-7 to Durham but they called us Oxford so we get the moral victory. We got seriously rattled by their karate block break celebration. Good spirit and some nice skies from them apart from that one disc that was totally down and we heard it bounce. We play Oxford tomorrow!!!

We would like to congratulate the Detroit Mechanix on beating the streak. Our whole team is very happy for them and it has motivated us to beat Oxford this morning.

Beat Oxford on universe, playing Exeter now they are pretty good 7-5 to them out of half.

Lost 10-7 to exe :(, good game though they had the legs and pushed us with great flow.

11-7 L to Glasgow. Good attitude. We came 12th woooo! We beat Oxford though so it’s 2-0 for the year.

Leeds take down big frisbee aka Loughborough on universe after being down 12-9. Glad we stayed to watch the final.

On the drive home discussing fuel efficiency, Cambridge students are never beating the nerd allegations.

In Redbridge for UXIR after a night of being tormented by our generous hosts’ kitten (photo attached) the 2s are playing KCL4 first.