When a uterus is more heavily regulated than an assault weapon, that’s when you know it’s a war on women.

Just to be clear, you’re only allowed to mock Paul McCartney if you’re also 80, have written Eleanor Rigby, She’s Leaving Home, Blackbird, Yesterday, Let It Be, Can’t Buy Me Love, Helter Skelter and Band on the Run, and still feel like getting out and playing live

How do you top a guest appearance from Dave Grohl and a visit from Bruce Springsteen? I know how, by being a f***ing Beatle and playing live with the vocals of John Lennon! Wow! We have witnessed something VERY special tonight #PaulMcCartney #Glastonbury #PaulMcCartneyAtGlasto

Paul McCartney, Glastonbury review: One of the all-time great Pyramid Stage sets telegraph.co.uk/music/concerts…

Frenkie de Jong deal. Manchester United are always in direct contact with Barça. The verbal proposal now discussed between clubs is around €65m guaranteed fee, after €60m plus add-ons opening bid rejected. 🚨🇳🇱 #MUFC There are still no changes on player and agents side.

Students: have you ever wondered what happens to your papers after your exams? BBC News (UK) visited our scanning centre to find out - and you can watch their great video here > bbc.co.uk/news/av/educat…

Government plans to give most teachers a pay rise of 5 per cent do not 'come close' to what is needed, teachers’ leaders have warned tes.com/magazine/news/…

Tes magazine Double it and we’ll think about about it. My electricity company announced it was raising prices by 42% from today.

Off to walk the dogs. I’ll be about three or four resignations.

New education secretary James Cleverly Previous secretary held post for 30 hours. Love a bit of stability

Wanted: New housemate for Westminster based feline. Recently decorated house includes excellent security, lightly used office space and large garden, suitable for hosting parties. Deep clean required.

Our middle child came back from the World Challenge trip to Nepal with the biggest smile on his face. What a great organisation #worldchallenge is, giving confidence to young people to go to our world's most extraordinary places and to help a different community. In awe

WE HAVE DONE IT

GCSE results this year have been adjusted closer to 2019 levels. This is the final horror for the resilient generation who battled school closures, COVID, lack of investment, staffing crisis, pre release cock ups, exam errors and economic challenges. Infuriating time in education

The resilient covid generation mugged of their true gcse results whilst we all watch on ?

Taught the first child this week, whose father I taught an un nervingly short time ago. Does that make me a resilient survivor in teaching or just old ?

Can you believe the situation we are in? An incompetent PM who has already done enormous harm to the county. A de facto PM who has been elected by no one, planning to inflict huge hardships on the population to repair the damage done by actual PM. We cannot stand for this.

Michael Fabricant claimed £1,334 Suella Braverman claimed £2,684 Lucy Allan claimed £4,552 Matt Hancock claimed £4,800 Just 4 of the 316 MPs that claimed utility bill expenses on their 2nd homes. Retweet this if you think they should pay their own bills.

New #Tassomai printable reports are amazing for individualised feedback . With QR codes for pupils weakest areas linking to video clips they are very specific individual gap fill activities. Anyone else using ??