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St. Peter

@stpetergatekeep

Heaven's bouncer. If your name isn't on the list, you're not getting in.

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calendar_today27-06-2018 22:50:38

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This sniveling pantywaist is the one you're calling "daddy"? The one who just had his ass handed to him by a girl? So bad he ran home crying?

This sniveling pantywaist is the one you're calling "daddy"? The one who just had his ass handed to him by a girl? So bad he ran home crying?
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People say they want to be like Elon Musk, but having a bunch of kids with a bunch of different women and neither the kids or the women will talk to you is actually pretty easy.

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Bet the juice got your balls small enough to fire out of a BB gun. Probably blow both quads like Vince McMahon if you tried to spring into action.

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So this is one of those "mental health" situations, not domestic terrorism because the white guy shot people and not a Tesla?

So this is one of those "mental health" situations, not domestic terrorism because the white guy shot people and not a Tesla?