Death penalty

I need to start wearing a GoPro during my runs so I have video evidence of all the crazy shit I see around town.

All this does is make me want to plant deeper roots in California and help flip the state red.

As a grateful and patriotic naturalized citizen, I've spoken up a lot about the scourge of illegal immigration. Alleged progressives pretended that passing "sanctuary" statutes in California would help. Instead they hurt everyone. I explain on Fox News @ Night.

Not afraid to admit this is my favorite song at the moment. Pure Americana. 5 stars.

They started planning the D Line subway extension 19 years ago and still managed to design, manufacture, and install a station sign with a typo without anyone at Metro Los Angeles noticing.

I grew up in rural Michigan in the 90s. This was the only show on our local PBS channel. You really don’t need Sesame Street to live.

I just stopped at 7-Eleven for a coffee and it was $2.99 which is only 46 cents less than a Starbucks coffee so this is obviously the last 7-Eleven coffee I’ll ever have because wtaf

This will be a huge hit with the basement-dwelling incel demographic.

I’m about to start a national crusade to teach you savages the efficiency of a zipper merge.

Pretty sure they canned him because his show sucks.

The Democrat’s reaction to CBS/Paramount cancelling the worst late night show in the history of TV is proof that Stephen Colbert was a left wing operative. Now they only Jimmy Kimmel left to peddle their propaganda to insomnolent Boomers.

Yo Maye Musk, come get your boy.

Hilarious that a man who wasted six figures on plastic surgery transitioning from Fred Flintstone to the Crypt Keeper is telling a woman she needs to spend $75k to pass as a woman. Mr. Wu is clinically insane.

That’s cool. I’ll tip 16%.

The author of this tweet…

The dinner dance 🕺

Electricity is so expensive in California that the whole thing about saving gas money with a Tesla doesn’t work.

Are we still sure it was a good idea to free Britney? 😵‍💫🔪 I was ok with the drugs & knives but cigarettes? Come on!

CBS is literally Hitler