Theresa from Downing Street had made a booking last month, the gazebo and awning for a garden party in March. Just got a call she no longer wants the awning. Told her it’s a package deal for this price, she’s now looking at alternatives. Let’s see.

Guess who’s back😎

Can you spot me, I’m tied down well tonight lads and lasses.

Anyone need a Gazebo for tomorrow night, just had a last minute cancellation. Also need to get rid of 10 cases of Stella! Dm for prices 😎

Ok, I have 3 crates of Stella, 2x24 packs of harp, a box of peach schnapps, 50 bottles of Lambrusco and schloer. Meet me down at Stormont park tomorrow night and we will throw our own party. Sammys bringing the Bluetooth speaker for the tunes🎤🎼

Ok folks we are getting set up here, Karen says free booze for all, says she didn’t waste 2 grand at the cash and carry for this to go too waste. We are going to get the barbecue in about 7 so see you all then. Stalford and Kelly are on burger duty again.

And we’re back, going be a scorcher today, I have 3 cases of Rola Cola in the ice box if anyone wants a cold drink. 1.50 for a cup. Bargain ☀️🥤

Not much to say these days, gazebo satire pales into insignificance to actual political events. Sticking to car boot sales and the odd wedding for now. Had a booking for a party conference but told them been on the sick for a month now. See you all after the 31st I hope.

Bit of reminiscing about the glory days, write ups in Belfast telegraph, insider knowledge. And now i’m lucky to get a booking at wee sammy jos birthday party, thrown in for free with a bouncy castle. I’m not bitter.

Breaking news! I have just had my first booking in a tunnel of all places. I’m not good in confined spaces but hey I’m getting a few euro for it. See you on the other side 👍

Working on a Saturday, hope I’m on double time 💶💶💷💷

Been a bit quiet on the gazebo front at the minute. The Christmas market has gone all wooden chalets. So branching out with these yokes for hire in the meantime👍

Some people have arrived in the store room. Could be back in business, happy days. This furloughed lark has been doing no good for my awnings.

On a serious note, it’s not really happy days, I’d rather be in the cupboard or at a socially distanced garden party.

The time Edwin and Chris gave us a rendition of Bridge over troubled water by Simon and Garfunkel. Happy days indeed😎

Apparently I may be wanted back up at the hill for some announcements in the next week or so. It better be good money as I am happy here at a certain renowned Belfast Eaterie and the food beats Pootsies sausage rolls anyday. 👍

Well, well, well. I’m unboxed and ready😎

Those were happy days in so many many ways…. Phil coulter piano playing in the distance.