“lets sell our blob coin its not like God will punish us with fi-“ GET STINKIER BOZOS

Fact.

They really just said “welp, Megan Fox looks like a robot now so let’s just cast her as a robot that fucks and commits murder”.

NEW: Male OF “Gucci Third Leg” has allegedly been spreading herpes within the sex worker industry since 2021 He has claimed to have slept with 3,000 people

India's version of a 'running of the bulls'.

people gonna go (more) hungry over there if this passes

R.I.P. Trump campaign.

Hear me out: The Downes Jones Industrial Average. It's a stock index run by actual clinical retards. If it outperforms your investment account you have your assets seized by Homeland Security.

this department head goes hard

This holiday season, remember that Mary had a choice, and you should, too.

Live footage of the 100th dude in the #LilyPhillips dick down marathon train.

If I'm ever on my way to prison and this story drops pls mail me a double dose cyanide capsule thanks.

Be so worthless that even your superior Indian replacement raises too many red flags to enter the US in the first place.

CJsAltsMemes Binance 40+ companies targeting big quantum computers which may be capable of breaking Bitcoin in 2027.

ross ulbricht is free which means ill be shipping one lucky follower a free brick of uncut 98.7% cocaine to celebrate simply rt & follow to enter

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump: "Aptos looking tremendous here".

The Nazis under Antarctica are about to feel the full might of American trade policy. Neuschwabenland has been ripping us off long enough.

Classic humiliation ritual. But instead of just one person being reduced to societal cuck it's the entire anglosphere.

how the SSRI addled fluoride stare gen Z cashier looks at me without greeting or saying anything when i walk up to the counter