Every night he cries at his toy box until I take them all out and he picks one 🤦‍♀️ I've created a diva 🐕 #frenchie

When you're caught humping your bro and immediately act like nothing was happening 🙈

In love with Ellie's Dolly Parton t shirt on C4 Gogglebox tonight 😍 Ellie&Izzi Gogglebox

Well Saturday night's aren't what they used to be 🤣🤣🤣

Why can't John Torode pronounce neeps. He keeps saying nips and tatties like it's totally acceptable 🙄 MasterChef UK 🍴

That face that doesn't understand why you can't play when you're working from home 🤣 #frenchie

Had to go to the back of the queue 3 times this morning at Home Bargains to wait til 10am to buy a bottle of wine 🤣🤣

How the hell do you contact Evri to chase up a claim for a lost item. Been since January now and you can't contact anyone 😡 #evri #evricontact #evricustomerservice

The week I've had I don't care if there's a light at the end of the tunnel, just wine. Please god let there be fucking wine 🍷 🙏

Gotta start them young! Jax loves a bit of Luke Combs 🎤 #countrymusic #lukecombs #frenchie #frenchbulldog @CCountry_ CountryLine Radio Bobby Bones Bobby Bones Show Kix Brooks

When you get the 'moothie' out to treat the husband to a Saturday night tune and he's not impressed 😒🤣 #countrymusic Ryman Auditorium #harmonica

Kids nowadays think they've got it hard. Try being a kid in 1993 with a copy of Smash Hits trying to match the lyrics of Snow's Informer to the bloody song 🤯🤯

Poor graham norton can't get steemin' since he's on the telly #Eurovision2023

I hear you Giles "regenerative farming" C4 Gogglebox #Gogglebox let's RT for Giles

Yaaaassss I've finally got an empty all weekend 🙌. Only thing that won't be empty is my glass 🤣. Husband off on a stag doo, even taking a hangover with him 🤭

1st episode of Channel 4 #gogglebox and I'm in love with Chris Packham already

In all the action films (and other genres) I've never once heard anyone say the word "prick'

I'd love Tom Cruise to say "you wee prick" on the new #MissionImpossibleDeadReckoning