my wife be like “step into my office” and it’s a recording session

taylor swift releasing a surprise double album an hour after i go to sleep when i’d already stayed awake to listen to what i thought was the whole album in the first place… feels super inconsiderate to the fact i already disrupted my sleep schedule for her

taylor is out of her rabbit ass mind for saying matty healy is a tattooed golden retriever. baby that’s one of the rats from flushed away

i can’t believe she did this to me
(sound on)

trad wife core

there’s nothing more embarrassing than speaking out a fun lil drink order at a drive thru

wow moon so attention seeking

new patreon post - things over the last week: passionate about turkey, bleach, injections

patreon.com/posts/10195646…

hey Laura Jane Grace

how do i, a native new yorker living in the midwest, make the earthquake about me?

i bleached my hair and this app is the only place i haven’t yapped about it yet

the only thing that bothers me about the “younger generation” is that y’all will decide you’ve coined a new term, created a movement, moved mountains, etc before considering whatever sentiment that is already exists, and you just happened to not be educated on it

me & my wife showing up to planet fitness before 8am after 6 shots of espresso, two joints, 30mg of edibles, pre-workout, and nursing the dab pen…

👯‍♀️

someone tell my wife we don’t need this bad juju in our house

I made a Patreon... I posted a cover... will be sharing journals/exclusive videos & pics/etc... I don't know how to advertise this

patreon.com/ParisCampbellG…

nobody just offers each other acid anymore, why don't we go back to that?

nice weather in the van today

Update! May tour 2024 will be a full band tour! Me, GhostofPartiesPast , Mike Yannich & paris campbell grace are heading to Canada with Sam Russo & WORRIERS✨Lauren D

laurajanegrace.com/tour

Live from our Chicago show, “Thrash Unreal” by Against Me! with @laurajanegrace & paris campbell grace. Rad…_b youtu.be/1pQx6N5MROs

🎥: Alec Basse

pretentious ass name for a town