i be like “im finna pull up wit the girls” and it’s me and three 6 foot gay boys

it’s almost aperol spritz season

in pilates thinking about how the girl next to me can plank for way longer than i can and that’s why she has a big ass rock on her finger and i don’t

being fake bougie is so ridiculous because why am i googling “can you reheat mussels in the microwave”

every time i watch this scene the tattoo i have for it starts glowing it’s the source of my power

legally blonde has taught me so many valuable life lessons reese witherspoon deserves a pulitzer for that

walking around with a can of soup in my purse rn

eating rotisserie chicken with the girls is an experience that can be so special

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be an account executive

Gays from Salt Lake City who put their location as SL, UT

if you haven’t watched succession i don’t fuck with you even a little bit

Women being attracted to you because you’re funny is DEI

had half a gummy and now i feel like junior asparagus but in a fly way

The Academy made their decision. Congratulations Adrien.

i love bad bitches that’s my fucking problem 😔

mama a whole life ahead of YOU 💜

saw mickey 17 last night, as soon as a s*x scene started the dude in front of me pulled out his phone and started filming

there’s an exterminator at my apartment right now i wonder what they think of the clip on bangs and bratz doll that are sitting on my desk rn

wasn’t gonna drink tonight but i miss tame and paula like a mf

I’m a member of SWAG-AFTRA