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I'm today's years old when I found out that the GPS has a female voice that reads out the directions to you. It Bluetooth's through my hearings aids so I could hear it! I never could hear it before. But I instantly turned the voice off. I'm not taking any directions from a woman

Did vou know that if vou have 5 inches of fat or more around vour stomach, you can prevent a bullet from reaching any vital organs? Y'all know what this means? THAT'S RIGHT!!! My fat ass is indestructible!!!! 🇺🇸 🥃 🍺 🇺🇸

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I should have been way more specific.....

You know when you live in Kentucky, when it's currently 80 degrees outside and it's considered a cold front 😂 🇺🇸 🥃 🍺 🇺🇸

If you get epically butt hurt over a smoking hot white chic warring AMERICAN Eagle blue jeans. You're probably a 400 pound liberal feminist who couldn't fit into a pair if your life depended on it 😂 🖕🏻 🇺🇸 🥃 🍺 🇺🇸 #AmericanEagle

August 1st, 1981 was the day that MTV first appeared and actually played music videos. The Buggles' "Video Killed the Radio Star" was the first video played. Now MTV shows 14 year old pregnant sluts who can't keep their legs closed. 😂 Ah, the good old days. 🇺🇸🍺🥃🇺🇸

I got some epic hate mail lately. 😂 All saying I should watch what I post because it offends people. So with that being said. 1. I'm sincerely sorry. 2. It won't happen again. 3. 1 and 2 are lies. 4 Stop being a woke butt hurt pussy and suck my balls. 🖕🏻🇺🇸🥃🍺🇺🇸

It amazes me how many women on X or more than likely fake accounts beg for attention. If you're real and have to beg. You're seriously pathetic. No wonder you can't find a date 😂 loser 🖕🏻🖕🏻 🇺🇸🥃🍺🇺🇸

I'm too sexy for my hair..... My glorious viking beard is almost back to its former glory! 78 degrees today. God I miss my Harley. 🇺🇸 🍺 🥃 🇺🇸

On nights like this when I'm sitting outside enjoying this pre autumn weather while drinking a few beers, I get deep thought moments. Such as. I always wondered whatever happened to the people that asked me for directions and I sent them nowhere near their destination. 🇺🇸🍺🥃🇺🇸

Proud to be white!! If you don't like it Fuck off!! 🖕🏻🖕🏻 🇺🇸🍺🥃🇺🇸

I’ll cut a sequoia tree down with a butter knife before I give a fuck about why people don’t like me... 🖕🏻🇺🇸🍺🥃🇺🇸

Dear debt collection callers. If I skipped out on a bill 20 years ago. What in the fuck makes you think I'll pay it today? And now y'all know why my credit score is -600 🇺🇸🥃🍺🇺🇸

My luck is finally changing!! 2 smoking hot Doctors just sent me a direct message and said they wanted me for my body!!!! I'm not sure what a medical cadaver is, but I'm game!! 🇺🇸🍺🥃🇺🇸

Science fact: eyelashes are supposed to protect your eyes from foreign objects. But how come whenever I have something irritating the fuck out of my eye, it's usually an eyelash? Can you say eyerony? Ha! See what I did there? God I need a hobby..... 🇺🇸🥃🍺🇺🇸

Word of Wisdom by Stone..... Grilling butt ass naked in your backyard is the best way to get your neighbors to pay for a privacy fence... 🇺🇸🍺🥃🇺🇸

Words of wisdom. if you change your relationship status more times then people do socks, you don't need a boyfriend/girlfriend you need a therapist........... 🇺🇸🥃🍺🇺🇸

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. 🇺🇸🍺🥃🇺🇸

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