Optimist: The glass is 1/2 full Pessimist: The glass is 1/2 empty Excel: The glass is January 2

🎶...we didn't start the fire🎵

#UnderGroundMics #Rock #Playlist has been updated & stonedog claimed the #1 spot! Want to be Featured?- Submit Spotify Link Below - FREE and NO Daily Spin! Playlist MGRs: Kanilrós @curt_cfh @Djmelodic76 @markguitar007 Powered by #Teamwork open.spotify.com/playlist/15vqg…

When I find myself in times of trouble Tinnitus it comes to me Speaking words of wisdom, "Eeeeeeeeeeee"

I tried to read the answers to this but just got irrationally annoyed by how many people don't understand the number 5, the meaning of "less than" or know what a title is...😬😂

insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the ph.d. why are you attacking me i’m so tired

Maybe I don't want to ask this, but I finally started watching the Acolyte last night (I'm up to Ep4) and I really can't see what people were so upset about? It's not the best series ever (probably about a 6/10 so far) but I struggle to see what was so awful about it.

Finished the Acolyte tonight (Eps 5-8) and I'm still confused as to all the hate it got. Probably enjoyed it more than Ahsoka tbh. And I clearly don't understand what woke is.

I don't want to seem like a negative Watford supporter, but that's nine points collected in our fight against relegation...

I have no WiFi or TV. Send thoughts and prayers.

While everyone else was focused on the DNC, Biden was secretly brokering a historic peace treaty between Liam and Noel Gallagher

[optometrist interrupts me] the bigger letters aren't louder

I think Rishi just liked shouting "get to the chopper" in a faux-Austrian accent...

If we really wanted to contact alien civilisations, all we'd have to do is fire an "I need new m*sic" tweet into space, and we'd have 50 replies within the hour.

I've never been happier that I just find Oasis all a bit meh

I guess it was the Brazilians that were liking my tweets then...

Just a reminder that you don't have to wait in a queue for seven hours only to then be charged £350 a ticket for the Stonedog 30th Anniversary gig. That being said, I won't be able to retire after it either...

#UnderGroundMics #ROCK #Playlist is BACK! Doing a Playlist Refresh so go to Comments and #VOTE for the artists you want to remain on the playlist. This is a friendly competition BUT the artists DO NEED YOUR VOTES! RT TO SUPPORT ALL ARTISTS FEATURED! open.spotify.com/playlist/15vqg…

#UnderGroundMics #ROCK #Playlist Who should remain on the playlist? Mark Anthony G stonedog David Jacques #LISTEN - #VOTE - #RT to support these artists! open.spotify.com/playlist/15vqg…

My wife's flight just had to land in Casablanca instead of Marrakech because of a sandstorm. Of all the airports in all the world...