The three hardest things known to man: 3. Supermarket oatcakes 2. 14-year-old Port Vale fans 1. Trying to read anything on The Sentinel's website

Same bloke who created Bentilee

This is my favourite bit of the Bayeux Tapestry

Stoke-on-Trent also holds the record for being better than Manchester at everything

The government has announced a deal to reduce the number of illegal Cheshire immigrants desperately trying to reach a better life in Stoke-on-Trent

If Manchester has brought back Oasis, Stoke-on-Trent should bring back its music icon: The bloke who shouted "Sentinel!" in Hanley

Port Vale piss the league thanks to players controlling footballs with their minds

Former HMRC tax office, Hanley, Stoke-on-Trent

Stoke-on-Trent's power couple

The Dubai of Stoke-on-Trent

They'll still be more reliable than Avanti

This what Satan actually looks like

The British Library, London

This is what ambulances look like in the West Midlands

The Pyramids, Egypt

This definitely says "Fuck off"

Home of worldwide cigarette production: the Emma Bridgewater Fagtory

Sandyford, Stoke-on-Trent, United Kingdom

Statue of Stoke City legend Stanley Matthews