This is the Britain we need to reclaim. Dry wit, a mischievous sense of humour and a dash of top drawer Pageantry. 🇬🇧

Apple Parody

My brain sees this as two photos

We’re closing in… 100 days to go! 👏❄️ #Olympics #MilanoCortina2026

“Mark my words, Labour will raise your taxes” Rishi was right.

Good morning Rachel Reeves You seemed to have trouble remembering Labour's flagship manifesto pledge this morning. Don't worry! Here is a reminder. This follows Guido’s work on your CV.

Bangers & Mash 12 is now banging !mixcloud.com/Mouldy90Presen…

Crazy to me how Dysons cost £800, constantly need maintenance and often don't work very well, all whilst being built overseas by cheap labour. Meanwhile Henrys cost £110, never go wrong, are incredibly effective, yet are all built in Somerset. Makes you think!

Where can you find £1.00 shots all night Friday and Saturday in #Bournemouth? #Fireball #TheTriangle #LGBTQ 🍹🍸

My 2025 Duolingo stats are in! How did you do? #Duolingo365

It's on my #Mixcloud 🤩🎧 mixcloud.com/Mouldy90Presen…

My follower #DJCianppy on #Mixcloud has just made this awesome track #LoveAndMusic featuring Gina C) mixcloud.com/jordi_carbonel…

Sound on 🐾🤍

Back when creativity was alive. Now sadly, all the phones looks same 😔

Zac Bowden The engagement of Windows bashing posts is too damn high. On the other side it's completely dead x.com/i/status/20135…

are you this old?

Sometimes I wish there was just one version of Outlook that worked everywhere and looked and felt the same to use for everyone on each device. This Retro Tech Dreams post reminds me that there have always been different flavours of Outlook. Outlook for Android is good at the mo!

It seems a false report is claiming that Microsoft will launch an AI-powered Windows 12 this year. I'm told this is fake news, and that this year is all about fixing Windows 11 by reducing AI bloat, addressing top-level complaints and feedback, and bringing back features like the

Wait a minute, did Apple just hint that Microsoft's apps are more popular than its own? I spotted the MacBook Neo's cute nod to Office and Slack and will take it as irrefutable proof that Microsoft 365 is better than iWork (with a big pinch of salt and a healthy sense of humor).

Here's what's coming next week in Patch Tuesday.