He is online She is online No one texts Ego wins Barcelona loses

I love the line “the permission to be imperfect and still be loved” 🥺

Someone else needs my own money more than me?

you can lose to any club in the world but don’t lose to chelsea

working from home and double pay today

Came a hour late on purpose not a crumb of food cooked

“If you score 2 I’ll score 8” 😂😂😂

Few days to event, they will release the real prices. They’re just testing the waters 😂

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The boy hates him 💀

wanna be rich wanna be up

had to pull on yams to drop this one offf on a lowsy

Mine

If you’re a youngin and you’ve got an event this December, reply with the name + date. I’m putting together a calendar of all the events by the younginssss because all these egbons “calendars”, hmm

These are the kind of things you can do after you have married… where she Dey go?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’ve got a shoot coming up and I need 3 individuals who can stand on the train tracks just before the train approaches and move off quickly at the right moment. Fee: ₦4,000,000 per person. P.S. Full safety measures are in place, and support teams will be on standby.

Free event. Kitchen menu soon im just stressed out but active loading loading 🍽️🥤 lets gooo!

Artsalghul would flow well with shallipopi

What’s wrong with a Christian having a BBL?🧍🏾‍♂️