thank fuck. i knew the vaccine would be worth it

Hahaha the way 2 years later I'm still having to beg Drs to stop even suggesting me an SSRI

For my birthday today I am shamelessly asking whoever wants to to send me a couple bucks so I can go hard getting whatever fast food I want all day & I'm already itching for a good iced coffee & hashbrown sooo... @lcmcew on PayPal 👀

adderall should be sold in vending machines

Walton Goggins and Steve Zahn stun in new selfie together

when her team tried to sue her so she wrote a song about it

This is fucking theft Walgreens

The fact that April from parks & rec and Janis Ian from Mean Girls are my top 2 is so flattering. Officer Slater from Superbad made me say a little hell yeah too.

If there's one thing I'm gonna do it's keep making royal lady + whatever psych med I'm on jokes in my handle

me two vodka crans deep at emo night when i hear fall out boy x.com/OATMlLKLATTE/s…

Kendrick had Crips and Bloods shaking hands dancing to him calling Drake a pedophile to an entire audience of screaming fans. There has never been such a complete cultural victory before this. this is Genghis Khan levels of hating.

I’m so sorry, but please stop feeling sympathy for this man. Enough with the “we shouldn’t laugh at someone getting shot and blah blah blah”. That man is planning on taking YOUR RIGHTS AWAY FROM YOU IF HES ELECTED AGAIN. What’s not fucking clicking?

#Biden 📝

Guess who's on yet another SSRI and anti psychotic l o l

Britney Spears 24 years ago when she built the city of Paris so they could host the Olympics

Bring back Pierre Escargot to commentate the Olympics

BECAUSE MILEY IS HER MOTHER’S DAUGHTER AND SHE KNOWS BETTER!

if you voted for trump you can’t listen to Mac Miller anymore

They look like malfunctioning Chuck E. Cheese animatronics.