Cat-hating dog and adoptee feral MurderKitty™️ seem to have not read their individual briefs…

iOS18 Photo App can get in the sea. Just show me the photos in my albums you bastards. I don’t need wanky sizes, transitions and music. Head of Photos Dept: “iOS 18 is coming and we need to be se n doing something” Dev: “it’s fine - people like it.” Head: “CHANGE IT SOMEHOW!!”

Thanks DHL Express UK for delivering to my wife in London today! Her visa is done at last & she can come home! Your CS rep on the phone was excellent & thank you to your Wapping depot for making her the 1st delivery! Sorry she hugged your driver 😂 She was just so relived!!

I’m currently just wondering what on earth possessed me to sell this, nearly 20 years ago 🙄

I know people are leaving Twitter, but the algorithms also seem to be mysteriously (or not so mysteriously) working against some of us. I know that some followers of mine have somehow automatically unfollowed me (without them doing that), and that my posts are hidden or buried. I

How it started vs how it’s going. (Although I do feel like the cat is quietly mocking our susceptibility to the Cat Distribution System...) #cat

Wild scenes in the skies of 2024 😲

Oh.

New: After an eighteen-month investigation, The Insider has uncovered new evidence suggesting that Russia’s GRU paid tens of millions of dollars to the Taliban in Afghanistan to target American, coalition, and Afghan military forces. GRU Unit 29155 was behind this operation. We

America’s tenor? This guy is barely America’s fiver… what a racket.

President Trump is going to Make Approaches Great Again #747 #LVL_CHG

1) This is the executive order that establishes Trump as dictator. It’s also how Trump is going to get around the court orders and defy them. By forcing federal employees to do it or be fired. So now the president alone interprets law. There’s a lot to cover, so let’s begin⬇️

“The Heathrow ATC Tower famous not just in Europe, but in the whole world. It’s famous for its 87-metre spire.”

I’m currently in Bahrain but the GPS spoofing is strong this evening…

Yes, I think it did…

NEW: The British politician, his Russian intelligence handler & a Kremlin plot against the US & Ukraine. My new piece about Nathan Gill and Nigel Farage for THE NERVE in which we ask: Why, even now, is no-one asking questions?

Congratulations to the newly installed Viceroy of Venezuela.

We were sitting watching Love Is Blind when the air raid sirens went off. We’ve paused the TV now as we’d rather listen to the sirens and explosions than these vacuous wankers. 🤷🏼‍♂️