you better be licking the screen when i send pics

Soul removal surgery

my fav feature of this app is the mute button because stfu bitch

can I judge your accent (send voice note thanks)

the most chaotic energy at work and my ex texted me. wtf is in the air, get it out immediately

summer is the worst season, can we skip it and go right into spooky season please

the urge to call someone’s son MINE, MY OWN, MY PRECIOUS

I want a man so into me it feels like a cult

blessed to be a thick Latina every day but nerfed by being perma sleepy

don’t flirt with me because I’ll be mean instead

if we start talking now you can propose in two weeks under fireworks

oops hi

what about flan

all I know is I was actually shooting my gun today

Holy shit holy shit holy shit. My boss said it would take a week to get back to me. They got back to me within an hour and said “we are NOT losing you” and gave me my raise. NEVER SETTLE. EVER!!!

do you ever look back at people you almost gave a chance to and laugh

I like your voice (send voice messages when you talk to me)