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I'm this old

I once made a joke to a coworker and she said it was the funniest thing I ever said and suggested I tweet it. It got 10 likes.

if anybody around me talks about death, maut ke chala jaata hoon.

you're laughing.. i told you a joke and you're laughing.. i love you

Alcaraz (22yo) - 5 Grand Slam titles Sinner (23yo) - 4 Grand Slam titles Me at their age - 5 mental breakdowns on a bad day, 4 on a good day

drunk texts but intoxicated by your love.

It's crazy how Jadeja hit 4 consecutive fifties after this tweet.😭😭

Ravindra Jadeja on 4th ball of every over

if jadeja wins this he can swing his talwar on my neck

Beauty of test cricket and all that shit

how do you not know kaho naa pyaar hai???

cash stacked at a marwadi’s house call it leaning tower of pisa.

thinking about chefs with loose motions, unki zindagi khana pakhane mein hi guzar rhi hai

a bengali sees nachos and goes kemonacho.

overthinkers suffer from guess ki bimari.

this tweet could have been just another voice in my head.