🔥The 9th Round of Easy Loan, Earn $40 Reward is in progress❗️ ⏰ Promotion Period: January 15th - Feburary 15th, 2025 👉 Register now and check more details at gate.io/campaigns/358

love island is just a telenovela for white people

I love how we all collectively agreed to continue calling it twitter

thinkin bout that one baddie fish from shark tale

what do people expect me to say when they ask me “what’s new?” like idk.. I bought new dishwasher pods and have been really into pad thai?? I’m not going on fucking tour

every uber driver gets 5 stars unless they sexually harass me or support israel

they injected me with mental illness when i was a baby because they didn't like that i radiated moonlight and had stars inside my eyes . they were jealous of me

should i be beautiful or smart? oh i’ll be both and funny like always

I remember looking down on the Captain underpants books as a child… unrefined and pedestrian. Don’t show me this

how do I best say “sometimes my job makes me think I should take up vaping” in clinical supervision??

The scientists after conducting the prison experiment:

lesbians with mommy issues be hooked on cancer women like a drug

I don’t know a bad bitch that hasn’t rolled her eyes at a man in reverse cowgirl

I’m getting too old for heartbreak, it’s time for avoidant attachment I fear

Don’t let your boyfriend stop you from finding your wife

Go numb down one side

lunch is crazy

this is the most important thing I read today

Lesbian spectrum

What if I just start saying I'm a creative director. Who is gonna tell me I'm not

everything is a little cunty if you think about it hard enough. could definitely argue the cuntiness of any noun.