Every single video game should have a super easy mode for babies. Some people just are not good at games but want to experience the artistic design like music and visuals. You lose nothing by letting people enjoy your game on easy mode.

If I was being eaten by a bear I'd try to get in at least one boop, and that's far more pleasure than a lot of men will ever give a woman.

No one is suggesting they could fight a bear. They're saying bears don't pretend they're not bears. Bears don't rape women. People believe victims were attacked by bears. We don't shame people for being afraid of bears. And when a bear attacks a person, we euthanize it.

'Why does everyone keep choosing the bear over the man? The bear will....'
The bear is fucking predictable. The bear acts on instinct and doesn't want anything to do with you. The bear isn't going to kill anyone to protect its reputation. Bears can be planned for.

I find it amusing that men are in a flustered panic because they told women to ‘just pick better’ so women picked the bear.

Men: we can't wait for sex robots so we can be as brutal as we want & never have to talk to women

Women: 🤷‍♀️

Women: I fear a bear less than I do men

Men: 🤬🤬🤬

I just asked my husband if we can split custody 50/50, and he acted like it was weird bc we're married/live together/aren't divorcing. Baby, mama is cajun-spiced blackened from how burnt out she is.

this is a really weird way to say you don’t know what you’re doing 🤔

In a WIN for protecting people who travel for reproductive care, the Biden administration has issued a new rule which states that Drs cannot give medical records of patients to law enforcement of other states.

In other words, if someone from TX travels to CO for an abortion,…

an entire industry exists to teach people 'food hacks' when the single biggest factor in making home cooked food taste more like restaurant food is 'use significantly more butter than you would be comfortable with'

Ppl like “if you can’t afford a house in your city why don’t you move to a small town in a state you’ve never been to 100s of miles away from all your friends and family with no childcare options or anywhere to walk to and do your remote job alone in your affordable home office?”

When people talk about moms who “make motherhood their whole personality” it’s like baby if you don’t like it come watch these kids and I’ll go do a hobby

If you want to know how much someone values housework and parenting, the answer isn’t when someone’s getting all starry eyed about women being traditional and nurturing back in the good ol’ days.
The answer is when someone talks about alimony.

That's a fun milestone picture 😊

i need everyone in the comments saying “this isn’t fat” to understand that those of us that actually lived through the 2000s REMEMBER this being considered fat. every millennial woman that i know, myself included, had an eating disorder at some point.

So, as someone who dated:
Often when young men say they want children they mean they want to do the fun uncle thing they do at family parties now and again. They have no concept of what being a parent actually is between short bursts of playing with their kids. This may be what

23 month old during the day: plays quietly with doll, reads, colors

23 month old at 23:15- 'Welp! Time to play with my *battery-operated toys*!'

🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃