You’re damn right

AKA walked into the bullshit health pod for a matcha and some crystal healing w Tiffany

Let’s see Tungsten Arm beat that

Poverty franchise can’t afford a roof

Year round hating is my favorite past time

97 year old WR still serves PBU’s the old fashioned way

Love the memories pal, but it’s time for ol yeller to rest. D-Mo needs to fucking go, Robles makes that grab 10 times out of 10. Hell, 2022 Jesse Winker probably makes that play. Liability on both sides of the ball at this point.

We expect to DFA a non competitive bat when his replacement has been chilling in Tacoma for a year. Garver gets the longest leash known to man from a franchise because he’s Jerry’s biggest FA bat acquisition and he refuses to let it fail. Almost a great roster, one player away

That one week out of the entire season without Garver or Solano in the lineup sure was nice. Lineup actually looked scary for a second. Anyways, back to being the only team to never play in a WS

2DEADBOYZ???? NAH WHAT HAPPENED TO ERICK DAWG???? WE’RE NEVER GETTING ANOTHER FBZ ALBUM IM GONNA BE FUCKING SICK 😭😭😭

Q is my fucking dawg man, one of the realest MF’s to ever suit up for us

White businesspeople screwing over the Indigenous group that helped them out during rough times? Surely this is the first time that this has happened

We’re down 4, it’s not a true 2 possession game. We can still hit a 3 w the and 1 opportunity

You get your dirty, no good, devil like NL away from my Mariners you Jabronis

Getting back out on the court has fed my soul. All is right in my world when dribbling feels like the ball is on a string and can feel the pureness of the jumpers off the fingertips. Athletics (especially basketball) have always been my outlet because art frustrates me too much

Why yes, the team making a push for the division lead should totally start 3 players that should’ve been DFA’d by June 1st. If you want to see a handedness battle Jerry, come here and I’ll show you one

I was able to tune to the game for 30 seconds at work, just to watch Julio get caught at second after the pick off attempt and the Geno strikes out 2 pitches later after being late on the first fastball. Late season Mariners are so back

We don’t need to waste time running with fake pro-Yankee narratives like “Yankee stadium isn’t a Minor league ballpark” and “No, that’s not ACTUALLY a cuck wall in RF” when our GOAT has already established a stance on the Bronx Bums for us PNWers

Felt like we had a Shaq that could actually shoot and dribble, Boogie was special