Never even liked tennis anyway.

You taking the piss ticketmasteruk

26 years ago, I was made redundant and given a few grand. I decided that if I was careful, I could live off the money for 6 months trying to become a comedian before I had to get another job. I was 37. Worth a punt.

Anyone else having issues with Travelodge UK Emails not working. Booking crashed and online advisor not working. #travelodge

I love advertising that makes me smile

Currently sitting in my car wearing shirts waiting for it to stop raining. Ive got a feeling im wasting my time

That judging is worse than the fights we used to get in vegas #UsykFury2

The ref is a prick

#civ7 what a massive let down. So far the worst of the lot. Which is a shame.

I think they do it in the warm up. Did I mention they do it in the warm up #utd

Russian bots out in force tonight 🤖

Crazy that I just watched Steven Bartlett and Diary of a CEO taking about AI and this was the advert I get. A fake AI advert

Dartford crossing 😫 not moving at all for hours.

Do not come via the Dartford crossing. It will be quicker to go clockwise past Heathrow. No matter where you are going. Carnage

The lack of traffic police at the Dartford crossing organising this traffic is an another example of broken Britain.

Fuck the Dartford crossing, and fuck those who can’t drive over it in a straight line. And bollocks to my local MP and her pals who opposed the lower Thames crossing - suggesting we need more buses and public transport, as if that’ll cure it. Wankers.

What should have taken 4 hours took 9 hours because of the Dartford crossing.

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Anyone else having issues trying to open their Moneybox app? moneybox

I’ve had Hive in 4 houses and I absolutely hate it. Never simple and always always causes issues. Like now. Sitting in the cold because it can’t connect. Such a stupid idea of a system.