St John le Pop (@stevewhiting) 's Twitter Profile
St John le Pop

@stevewhiting

Tweets in the 3rd person and dances for puns people. He's only the way he is because of the staggering amount of jam he pumped back in the late 1980s.

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linkhttps://www.omic.ltd calendar_today07-05-2008 17:33:08

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sees this and can't help but think of that. #airplane - "A hospital…?" - "It's a big building with patients. But that's not important right now."

sees this and can't help but think of that. #airplane 

- "A hospital…?"
- "It's a big building with patients. But that's not important right now."
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- Contrary to popular belief, if was the Egyptians, not the Greeks, who invented the Olympics. It was all down to Tutankhamun who staged the first Winter Olympics by creating the Tomb Man Bob event. #tutankhamun #olympics

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- That thing where you find a photo in Luton and Dunstable University Hospital of a plaque with the names of your Great Grandfather and your Great Great Uncle being unveiled by Queen Mary. 🚢

- That thing where you find a photo in <a href="/LandDHospital/">Luton and Dunstable University Hospital</a> of a plaque with the names of your Great Grandfather and your Great Great Uncle being unveiled by Queen Mary.  🚢
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- He: "I've had this tech guy lay wiring outside my French windows so I can get reliable, superfast, always-on connectivity." - She: "Deck LAN?" - He: "No. Andrew." #rateMyPUN

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- Chair: "Thanks to all of you who attended our extraordinary general meeting to ratify the name-change of our club. We will no longer be called Faecal Impaction Group - the motion was proposed, seconded and passed." #bristolStoolSCALE

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was pecking-out a message on WhatsApp and found himself thinking "arse elves" as he typed 'ourselves'. This punning habit might just get him into trouble one day. #true #arseElves #rateMyPUN #lunchPun

was pecking-out a message on WhatsApp and found himself thinking "arse elves" as he typed 'ourselves'. This punning habit might just get him into trouble one day. #true #arseElves #rateMyPUN #lunchPun
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can't help but think that Martha And The Muffins would've enjoyed greater chart success if they went with this lyric. #marthaandthemuffins #echoBeach #html #programmersComments #poo youtu.be/lpqDTQOFvf0

can't help but think that Martha And The Muffins would've enjoyed greater chart success if they went with this lyric. #marthaandthemuffins #echoBeach #html #programmersComments #poo youtu.be/lpqDTQOFvf0
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This year, Sub@omic Limited turns 20 years old. An unreserved thank you to everyone and every business that has helped us get here and stay here. /S&S

This year, Sub@omic Limited turns 20 years old. An unreserved thank you to everyone and every business that has helped us get here and stay here. /S&amp;S
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- Patient: "You gotta help me Doc! I don't know who I am these days. I wake up and I don't know if I'm Stedman, Lorraine, Denise, Doris or Delroy." - Psychologist: "Ah. The classic signs of a split Pearsonality." #fiveStar #5star #fiveStarRATING #rateMyPUN #lunchPun

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An hour's worth of Royal Blood and *THIS* shot alone (13"30') alone from a cameraperson/director making clear the high worth of the TV License 🥰 #BBCGlastonbury #royalBlood #shotoftheyear #iPlayer #tvLicense bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episod…

An hour's worth of Royal Blood and *THIS* shot alone (13"30') alone from a cameraperson/director making clear the high worth of the TV License 🥰 #BBCGlastonbury #royalBlood #shotoftheyear #iPlayer #tvLicense bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episod…
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So. I found some uber-antique rolls of Ilford FP4 and gave them a spin in Dad's Rolleiflex. Received the developed film from @harmanphoto yesterday. The film's clearly knackered but, perhaps, in a good way. #harmanlab #ilfordFP4 #rolleiflex whiteink.org/biscuit.php?pg…