Liverpool targeting a bald Dutch coach... surely there's ample evidence that this is not the way to go

Never in the history of visual storytelling has a person portrayed so much emotional range through a series of grunts and sighs

Someone picked up my macbook charger by mistake in work so I'm being really normal about it

Foiled again

Stephen with a v The last game in which Guardiola used all five subs was Feb 27th, the 6-2 win over Luton.

He's hardly helping his case by using one in the first leg against Madrid to take a recent example!

I think there are genuine player welfare concerns around too much football. However, the attitude from Guardiola is that every effort should be made to make competing on three/four fronts as easy as possible for his club. When, by its very nature, it is supposed to be difficult

Cathal Crowe T.D. Hi Cathal you clearly didn't follow the trial.

The Gardai perjured themselves in claiming they didn't ask me to put that to the crowd.

Thankfully video evidence proved they did.

Did you ever take that legal action you threatened against a housing activist?

So much of the discourse lately is ‘man I hate when I got to public spaces and the public is there too’

Stephen with a v I’m not falling for this one again Scooby!

If you were a Scooby Doo villain, what monster would you dress up as?

I always find it fascinating when people have their old job as the first part of the LinkedIn bio 'ex-[company]' is such a strange way to define yourself

Never in doubt