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steve.moreno

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Funny Father. Mediocre Actor. Failed Son. Amazing Wedding Guest.

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I wonder what Will Smith’s original speech was like before he scrapped it for all that “defender of family” bullshit.

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Overheard in La Crescenta: “You know Cesar Milan?” “Yea. The Dog Whisperer.” “Well…Ive smoked weed with his son since high school….so…” “Oh wow. For reals?”

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“I’m just telling you Garrett, that’s not how they run routes in Egypt. Speaking of - did you know King Tut was seen by FBI agents in the Book Depository playing Uno with Lee Harvey Oswald? Stick around, kid. You can learn a lot from me.”

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Congratulations to Grant Fisher for winning the Bronze in the Men’s 10,000m!! Brilliant run!! That was an amazing finish!! Grant Fisher #OlympicGamesParis2024

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Just put together a Flingiuerchlogh bed from Ikea. Took me just a nugget past an hour. I have a new kindred respect for fluffers.